I don’t know about other documentary viewers, but when I watch documentaries I expect to be given facts or theories backed up by professional sources. I get tired of all the bullshit mind-numbing reality shows on TV and like to use my TV time for educational purposes. I can’t say this is true for me 100% of the time; God knows I love a good Scrubs episode or movie with Dewayne Johnson in it, but I do my best to avoid being forced to keep up with the Kardashians or wanting to claw my eyes out during Real Housewives of wherever.
So, I’ll get to my point here. August 10th marked the first day of Shark Week, a week that the Discovery Channel dedicates to documentaries, movies, and shows all about, you guessed it, sharks. It sounds awesome, because it is awesome. People get extremely excited about Shark Week and talk of it tears through social media like a hurricane.
However, this past Sunday night a “documentary” called “Shark of Darkness: Wrath of Submarine” premiered and horrified fans. These fans were not horrified because a 38-foot shark named Submarine was eating people (well, ok, some who fell for the cheesy acting and shitty computer-generated shark and attack scenes were), but because the entire two-hour “documentary” was absolutely and completely bullshit. Erroneous. False. Lies. None of it ever happened.
The Internet is now exploding with articles and opinions (like my own) about how disappointed people are in the Discovery Channel for creating mockumentaries or docufictions to simply boost ratings and money. If this is the reaction they are receiving, shouldn’t they be worried about losing ratings and money? This isn’t the first time Discovery has done this during Shark Week (see LA List or Gawker) and apparently isn’t the last.
The fake documentary Discovery premiered last year is going to be shown again on the channel, this time with an extra hour of “new evidence.” All this nonsense makes me wonder how often the Discovery Channel fabricates its documentaries. This film, and others like it, isn’t good for anyone. Discovery outraged viewers, viewers wasted their time, and shit like that just feeds into the bad rep that sharks have! Using quotes and footage out of context is probably more dangerous than swimming with sharks (whose favorite food is not humans, by the way), and since when are actors hired for a documentary?